"For your protection and ours, the Global Plastic Reduction Accord is signed by all corporations in attendance. With the exception of select corporate personnel and representatives, plastic water bottles are hereby banned and made illegal across all corporate zones and exclusion zones."

Isn't it time you upgraded to a Colossus tumbler anyway?

.: Material: durable premium stainless steel
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Easy sipping, clear push-on plastic lid
.: Narrow mouth opening
.: 17 colors to choose from
.: Stipple print texture with possible white edges
.: NB! Full bleed designs suggested only on the silver color to avoid any unprinted gaps from the print and the silver ring
.: NB! Hand wash only